biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

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GUYS

maybewordsmith:

justplainsomething:

schnickledooger:

believeinprongs:

Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?

“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”

image

Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^

Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.

A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?

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subarashii-desu:

ask-hi-ho-heichou:

lassiecrumby:

sneakymedulla:

pedigreedy:

how 2 draw trees like me

my entire life has been a lie

I…What-I…..What?

LMAO

Wow. Damn

subarashii-desu:

ask-hi-ho-heichou:

lassiecrumby:

sneakymedulla:

pedigreedy:

how 2 draw trees like me

my entire life has been a lie

I…What-I…..What?

LMAO

Wow. Damn

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mistergandalf:

alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

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roxylalnode:

if you are reading this then you are most definitely cute sorry i dont make the rules

(via thetriforceofbloginess)

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

lightninganddeathsbaby:

justawanderingdragon:

ouranjunkie:

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

This one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

This one time my dad challenged me to an Agni Kai

This one time a dragon broke into my house and kidnapped my mom.

Just rebloggin it for this ^^^^

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enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

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