whys tumblr always so dead on sundays
no post on sundays
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okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
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why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway??
not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.
since when is homosexuality a race
She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read
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*gets gay married during the purge*